KEEP BANG UP TO DATE WITH IT

David Beckham launches H&M Underpant Range

2012-01-30T16:15:00.000Z

From our Guardian Guide page 3 spot.

Win A Desktop Calendar Yeah!

2012-01-17T15:30:00.000Z

That's right just answer another of our bollocks easy questions and give yourself the chance to win one of our 2012 desktop calendars. see here

Valentine's Day, keep bang up to date with it.

2012-01-12T15:27:00.001Z

One of two new tasty additions to our Valentine's range, see them here , cheers.

Win a Calendar yeah!

2012-01-05T11:17:00.002Z

That's right, welcome yourself to 2012 by giving yourself the chance to win one of our new Work Calendars. To enter, correctly answer the bollocks easy question here, cheers.

Christmas Toss in Guardian Today yeah

2011-12-22T11:43:00.000Z

That's right, on the cover of the G2 section and a spread inside, cheers.

Nonce Clearance Papers

2011-12-20T15:40:00.000Z

Latest 'Desperate Business' from Private Eye

New Business Mouse!

2011-12-16T10:12:00.000Z

Third and last episode of Business Mouse, see BM go from mags to rags as he impulse buys his way through some random blue chip companies. Hopefully he'll be back for more ball breaking deals next year!
See episode 1 here
See episode 2 here

Portrait Session and Drinks Tonight Yeah!

2011-12-15T10:34:00.003Z

That's right live portrait session and drinks tonight (15th Dec 5.30-8.00pm) at Imitate Modern Gallery, 27 Devonshire St. London W1 RSVP nadia@pagetbaker.com

Square Mile Interview with Business Mouse

2011-12-12T10:13:00.001Z

Some say your approach reflects a certain Lord Sugar. Are you a fan of Big Al?
"Al's great, I'm big fan but I do think he's sliding down the pantomime route, and I say that as a cartoon mouse"
Read a major interview with Business Mouse in top City mag Square Mile here yeah
See the first two Business Mouse eps here & here. New BM episode out this Thursday!

Live Portrait Session This Sunday!

2011-12-09T11:06:00.001Z

Our Seasonal Blowout Exhibition is now open for action! Come along to the Gallery this Sunday (11th December) sit in our Portrait Booth and get yourself immortilised in HB pencil by the creators of Modern Toss! Drawing kicks off at 3pm, get there early to avoid the queue. See you there yeah!

Friday 9th – Sunday 18th December 2011. 10am-6pm

Imitate Modern Gallery, 27a Devonshire Street London W1G 6PN

Opening night: 8th December 6.30-9.30pm

Periodic Table of Swearing App Out Now!

2011-12-02T14:32:00.001Z

Good news if you've got an Android Phone, Modern Toss have teamed up with top Agency 'Dare' to bring The Periodic Table Of Swearing to your Android phone. This brilliant technological breakthrough, which was originally developed with the help of Aimer Media for the iPhone, but proved a little bit too modern for Apple who have so far declined it - but we're working on it. Don't forget 'The Daily Toss' app, still a tasty treat only available on the iPhone & iPad. Cheers.

download here yeah: http://bit.ly/sYiBDf

Let your finger do the swearing...
Modern Toss Periodic Swearing Table App Now Available.
Swearing is the international language. Ever wondered why no one's been bothered to turn it into a
systematic grid based on the chemical elements, then stuck it out as a talking app yet? Well now they have. Fresh from Modern Toss, the groundbreaking design classic 'Periodic Table of Swearing' is a world of swearing accessed from the comfort of your own finger. With over 100 full colour individual talking swear buttons, each beautifully brought to life by the voice of a bloke who sounds like he knows what he's going on about, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing again. Key executive board meeting, marital guidance session, craftshop or just sitting about at a funeral - rack up your table anywhere and let one fly!You Tit ! Pure Class. Let your finger do the swearing, the Modern Toss Periodic Table of Swearing App, a groundbreaking fusion of style, technology and content all brought in for less than quid.

Seasonal Blowout Opens 1 Week today!

2011-12-02T10:16:00.001Z

That's right! coming soon yeah...

Friday 9th – Sunday 18th December 2011. 10am-6pm

Imitate Modern Gallery, 27a Devonshire Street London W1G 6PN

Opening night: 8th December 6.30-9.30pm

more here

Want some strike action?

2011-11-30T09:35:00.001Z

Come and see the full range of multi-purpose protest sticks at our Seaonal Blowout exhibition 9th-18th December, Imitate Modern Gallery 27A Devonshire St London W1G6PN

Bad Sex in Fiction Awards...

2011-11-28T15:16:00.001Z

Bad Sex in Fiction awards announced very soon, Stephen King's up for one. From our page 3 Guardian Guide spot.

Black Friday - Get Involved Yeah!

2011-11-25T10:53:00.001Z

And while you're at it you might want to take this opportunity to get yourself stocked up for tomorrows 'Buy Nothing Day' see here

Seasonal Blowout Exhibition 9-18 December 2011

2011-11-24T10:36:00.001Z

That's right! coming soon yeah...

Friday 9th – Sunday 18th December 2011. 10am-6pm

Imitate Modern Gallery, 27a Devonshire Street London W1G 6PN

Opening night: 8th December 6.30-9.30pm

more here

New Business Mouse! 'All Eggs And No Basket'

2011-11-18T10:21:00.001Z

Business Mouse scrambles to get into the egg business after accidentally eating a boiled egg for breakfast. Welcome to the roller coaster business world of deal making, ball breaking big shot Dave Business Mouse. New from Modern Toss, made for Channel 4 Comedy Blaps.

Modern Toss 'Seasonal Blowout' Exhibition

2011-11-17T10:57:00.001Z

Friday 9th – Sunday 18th December 2011. 10am-6pm

Imitate Modern Gallery, 27a Devonshire Street London W1G 6PN

Opening night: 8th December 6.30-9.30pm

Come and witness the incredible interactive talking Periodic Table of Swearing! click here to see it in action. International cult cartoonists and animators Modern Toss are bringing their unique brand of precision swearing and stylishly cak-handed drawing to a Marylebone gallery this December for an unmissable, ground breaking, 10 day look back at their 2011 output.Along with a range of top notch limited edition prints and some brand new seasonal nik-naks, expect plenty of surprises as the Toss have exploded out into some challenging new areas this year. Check out the incredible work of idiot technology that is the ' Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing' - a four legged talking table you can operate like a demented organist piping out out swear words based on the chemical elements. When you've had enough of that nip over to the specially built Portrait Booth and (if they're in) get your face drawn by Jon or Mick. It’s a unique work of art you can carry around for the rest of your life unless you have plastic surgery. There's also a beautifully designed bespoke tailored swear jacket; a range of highly topical multi-functional non specific protest posters ; and a look at the latest thing from the Modern Toss stable- a series of hurricane paced animations starring ball breaking deal making 'Business Mouse' , produced for Channel 4 and released on the 10th November.

Important Dates for Next Year

2011-11-15T13:40:00.001Z

Thinking about getting yourself organised for next year? keep bang up to date with future and past events via our spectacular new 2012 Work calendar. Includes historical dates and birthdays of notable people. It's your life yeah, sort it out! see here yeah.

First Interview With Business Mouse

2011-11-14T10:18:00.001Z

that's right read his thoughts here on Sabotage Times, cheers

Business Mouse on youtube...

2011-11-11T17:14:00.001Z

Welcome to the roller coaster business world of deal making, ball breaking big shot
Dave Business Mouse. Made for Channel 4 Comedy Blaps.

Business Mouse First Episode!

2011-11-10T17:41:00.000Z

Business Mouse takes a punt on a major new leisure industry player who paddles him straight up shit creek. We’ve made this for Channel 4’s new online strand, Comedy Blaps.

North East Named As Metal Theft Capital

2011-11-10T10:21:00.000Z

From our regular Private Eye cartoon 'Desperate Business'

Busness Mouse Out Tomorrow!

2011-11-09T02:30:00.000Z

Welcome to the roller coaster business world of deal making, deal breaking big shot Dave Business Mouse. First Installment out tomorrow via the Channel 4 Website, we'll bang a link up here tomorrow, cheers.

Who are you spending Christmas with?

2011-11-08T09:50:00.000Z

It's like a whole Christmas episode of Eastenders all on the face of a card, buy this glimpse into the modern seasonal gathering in our shop, check out the full range here

Business Mouse!

2011-11-07T11:48:00.002Z

Fresh from the cult cartoonists' studio of Modern Toss comes 'Business Mouse' - an insanely breakneck paced, super stylish animation with a tasty old school feel, a sharp, hilarious surreal script and top notch contemporary character voicings. We're liking it, yeah! coming very soon...

Punctuation Mug No1...

2011-11-04T10:32:00.008Z

That's right, the 'Punctuation Networking Event' artwork now comes as a set of two highly collectible mugs, recommended for hot drinks at home or in the work environment, particularly if your job involves using words. Comes on it's own or as a pair, shame to split them up though yeah? Originally from the Modern Toss print where various punctuation marks discuss job opportunities within the contemporary grammar market. Dishwasher and Microwave safe, See the full range here. cheers.

Halloween...

2011-10-31T14:44:00.004Z

That's tonight yeah, from our page 3 spot in the Guardian Guide.

Christmas Stretch...

2011-10-24T13:58:00.005+01:00

Perfect for Prison Break fans or people you know that have been banged up, get yourself in the Seasonal mood with our new Christmas cards, on sale here

Young Apprentice on tonight yeah?

2011-10-24T09:46:00.002+01:00

From our new page 3 spot in the Guardian Guide, cheers.

Xmas Hard On Pills

2011-10-21T09:13:00.003+01:00

Get yourself in the seasonal mood with our new Christmas cards, on display here yeah cheers.

Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing Film

2011-10-19T17:37:00.006+01:00

Here's a tasty film of our Interactive Periodic Table of Swearing, made by the excellent Clay Interactive. Soon to be a released as an android app and on display somewhere in London before just before Christmas.
"Clay produced the interactive Periodic Table of Swearing for Modern Toss. It was built in our Hoxton Street studio during our summer holidays. It's constructed from over 100 buttons, CNC'ed and laser cut MDF, direct to media printing, over 100 meters of cabling, over 300 soldered joints and a whole lot of swearing!"

Toss at the V&A for Private Eye's 50th

2011-10-18T17:24:00.003+01:00

That's right there's one of our cartoons up on the wall in the V&A as part of the 50 years of Private Eye exhibition, it's only a couple of foot away from a proper drawing by Gerald Scarfe, and some Buddhist sculptures in the gallery next door, whats going on yeah? get yourself down there it's free.

Coming Soon, Business Mouse!

2011-10-16T15:49:00.002+01:00

Business Mouse! Coming soon, new animation for Channel 4 from Modern Toss: Welcome to Impulse Investments, I'm Dave Business Mouse!'. Fresh from the makers of Modern Toss comes a new cartoon idiot in the form of a little mouse built for big business. Watch as he blunders his way through deal after deal at rapid pace. Expect hilarious, hurricane velocity, stylish animation from this inspiring but reckless mouse entrepreneur and his portfolio of business associates.

Stick this on your fridge...

2011-10-10T15:37:00.002+01:00

JUST IN!! The ‘Modern Toss Periodic Table of Swearing’ is an acknowledged 21st century design classic. It represents man’s first real attempt to take the international language of swearing and turn it into a systematic grid based on the chemical elements. Now, thanks to technological advances, this inspirational artwork is available to stick on your fridge (see diagram above) or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets you’ll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again, cheers. JUST IN!! get one here yeah

Toss on X-Factor

2011-10-04T14:03:00.000+01:00

If you missed it, here's Saturdays X-Factor cartoon from our new regular spot in the Guardian Guide, cheers yeah.

Modern Road Warning Pictures

2011-09-23T12:20:00.000+01:00

Blueprint, the Architecture Magazine asked a series of designers, artists and architects to redesign the British roadsign, this is what we did you can see the others here, cheers.

Modern Road Warning Pictures:
‘No one likes being told what to do these days, least of all by a pole stuck in the ground with some old-fashioned words stuck on it. By softening the ‘over-directional’ style of pre-Cameron/Clegg command signage and incorporating the raised inflection of modern chat, these signs are designed to create more of a ‘consensus’ between contemporary drivers and the signals they must take into account if they are going to complete a journey more or less alive. The result is a truly modern breakthrough in road safety, designed specifically to grab the fly-like attention span of the people most likely to mow you down while texting about some shit they’ve just seen on Youtube, OK?’

Going for a drink later on?

2011-09-16T14:16:00.002+01:00

from the new issue of Modern Toss, get yourself a copy here

New Issue Out Now!

2011-09-16T14:01:00.000+01:00

you got one yeah? if not get your hands on one here

Daily Toss App Autumn Quarter

2011-09-06T16:56:00.002+01:00

The Autumn quarter of the Daily Toss iPhone app has been delayed a few days, were hoping it'll be out this week sometime, thanks for your patience yeah... in the meantime here's a cartoon from the new comic which is out on sept 16th, cheers.

Last Call For Friends for issue 7

2011-08-16T12:45:00.001+01:00

that's right yeah, last 24 hours to get your name in issue 7 as a friend of Modern Toss, see here

Riots Latest...

2011-08-11T16:23:00.004+01:00

Just a few days left to advance order our latest comic and get your name in the back as a 'Friend of Modern Toss', see here cheers

Modern Toss on radio 6 today

2011-07-30T12:45:00.001+01:00

matteveritt Standing in for @jonholmes1 on #6music tomo at 4pm. Guests? Julian Barrett plus Jon and Mick from @modern_toss. cheers yeah

Call For Friends Issue 7

2011-07-25T13:03:00.007+01:00

Want to be a "friend of Modern Toss"? Pre order Issue 7 now, and we'll print your name in the back. Cheers yeah.

Toss at Latitude

2011-07-20T10:21:00.003+01:00

Good to see you at Latitude if you made it over. We're uploading all the portraits this week, bear with us yeah? Got a photo in the living cartoon ? Email it over to us info@moderntoss cheers

Modern Toss at Latitude 2011

2011-07-13T09:42:00.003+01:00

See it for yourself in the Modern Toss Activity Centre at this year’s Latitude. Cheers Yeah.

Swear Table Preview

2011-07-11T08:59:00.005+01:00

Here's a preview of our swear table, which will be unveiled at Latitude this Friday.

Modern Toss Latitude Update.

2011-07-08T10:18:00.003+01:00

Going to Latitude yeah? Well if you are, head over to the Modern Toss Activity Centre and get your face hand drawn by Jon or Mick in a specially constructed 'Portrait Booth'. See you there. Cheers.

Striking yeah?

2011-06-30T12:42:00.003+01:00

Striking today? Take along a multi-purpose protest stick. Cheers yeah.

Win Tickets to Latitude Festival!

2011-06-21T10:05:00.010+01:00

Modern Toss returns to Latitude, this time with our very own tent: The Modern Toss Activity Centre. Go here to learn more, and follow the instructions to be in with a chance of winning free tickets. Cheers yeah.

World's First Swearing Table

2011-06-13T11:38:00.014+01:00

Come and witness the amazing Interactive Talking Periodic Table of Swearing at this years Latitude Festival, in the Modern Toss Activity Centre Tent. Cheers.

The Daily Toss Summer Quarter Now Available

2011-06-08T09:58:00.010+01:00

Summer is here and so is the latest installment of the Daily Toss App, available from the App sotre. Get a pipping hot stream of demented jokes delivered direct to your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch on a daily basis without you having to do anyTHing except wake up and press a button. Summer Quarter.

Modern Cloth Extended One More Week!

2011-05-27T08:53:00.003+01:00

That's right, there's a whole extra week of our Modern Cloth exhibition, finishing on Sunday June 6th, so get yourself down there and sample some of out tastiest nik-naks to date, including the Swearing Jacket, Protest Sticks and our new Flies of the British Isles Tea towel, cheers. Ink_d Gallery

Flytalk Classics

2011-05-23T13:13:00.003+01:00

To celebrate the launch of Flies of the British Isles tea towel, heres a classic flytalk sketch in which a fly nearly gets his eye whipped out by some bloke with a vest. Cheers yeah!

Multi-Purpose Protest Sticks

2011-05-20T09:48:00.004+01:00

Thinking about having a go at someone about something, but not sure where you're coming from? try one of these multi purpose protest sticks on display at Inkd Gallery in our Modern Cloth Exhibition.

Cheese and Wine at Inkd Gallery

2011-05-17T18:15:00.004+01:00

Tasty new Cheese and Wine silkscreen available at Inkd gallery in which someone is asking Gerry how his recent holiday went, part of our Modern Cloth exhibition on until the end of May, cheers.

Live Portrait Sessions #2

2011-05-16T16:36:00.010+01:00

If you didn't make it to Inkd for our live portrait session, here's a little taster of what you missed out on...

Want to see more? Check out our facebook to witness the rest of the afternoons happenings. Looks alright yeah? If you did miss it, all is not lost. Live portrait sessions will be returning at this years Latitude festival. For more details, watch this space.............

Cheers yeah!

Live Portrait Session Tomorrow Yeah

2011-05-06T14:17:00.001+01:00

That's right, 3-5pm tomorrow at Ink_d Gallery, Brighton, see you there yeah?

Special Event This Saturday

2011-05-03T17:58:00.003+01:00

FOR ONE AFTERNOON ONLY..............  On Saturday 7th May, from 3 - 5pm we will be in Brighton's Ink_d gallery for a  Live Portrait drawing session. Bring a fiver (cash only) stick it in the bucket and have your portrait drawn in real time by Britain's favourite cartoonists.

Our latest Exhibition 'Modern Cloth' is open every day until Bank Holiday Monday 30 May. Find out more about this exhibition  How to find the Ink-d gallery

Opening times: Mon - Sat 10 am – 6pm and Sunday 12-4pm (Bank Holidays 11am - 5pm).  Email: gallery@ink-d.co.uk.

Last call to win free shit yeah !

2011-05-03T10:10:00.005+01:00

A quick reminder, you still have until elevenses today to enter our competition to win one of ten sets of Royal Cloth and Piss Goblets yeah.
All you have to do is-
1. Press the like button on our Facebook page
2. Email us at enter@moderntoss.com

cheers yeah !

Britains Biggest Cunts Concept Book Cover Unveiled

2011-04-28T16:46:00.004+01:00

Britains Biggest Cunts - concept coffee table book jacket, 3 dimensionally mounted onto a dummy book with a sticker predicting that it will be made into a landmark tv series, proudly featuring a picture of Piers Morgan and a dog with his tongue hanging out all set against what could be the lake district or something, on display at our new exhibition Ink_d Gallery Brighton 29 April - 29 May.

Win free shit yeah !

2011-04-28T09:57:00.006+01:00

Hey fancy winning something yeah ! To celebrate our Guardian G2 Cover, the national skive and tomorrow's greatest public event, the opening of our Modern Cloth exhibition, we have 10 Royal cloths and 10 piss goblets to give away.

All you have to do is...

1.Press the like button on our Facebook page

2.Email your details to enter@moderntoss.com by elevenses on Tues when we are picking the winners.

Royal Nik-Nak Britannia in the Guardian Today

2011-04-27T09:03:00.004+01:00

Here's our cover for the Royal Wedding special in the Guardian today, you can see it printed on a bit paper and lots of other stuff at Ink_d Gallery 'Modern Cloth' exhibition 29 April (this friday yeah) - 29th May.

Modern Cloth Exhibition starts 29th April

2011-04-21T17:54:00.005+01:00

Due to popular demand, Modern Toss returns to Ink_d for a ground breaking exhibition of innovative 'clothworks', including a bespoke tailored Swearing Jacket (main picture), some challenging tea towel designs and a selection of very collectible new prints. Modern Cloth opens on the day of the Royal Wedding and to mark the occasion the 'Toss will present an indispensable capsule collection of last minute commemorative Royal Shitnaks - a set of stamps, a beautiful one-off bone china mug and a professionally woven commemorative royal tea towel- so you can treasure forever the memory of the young Windsor's nuptials. Help celebrate this emotional time for Kate, Wills, The Drive-by Abuser and the nation by popping down to Ink_d gallery for what promises to be one of our best shows yet. Ink_d Gallery

Monarchs Piss Festival Cloth Arrives!

2011-04-15T12:16:00.006+01:00

Good news our 'Monarchs Piss Festival' tea towels have just arrived and they're looking well tasty, if you've already shelled out for one you'll get a free Modern Toss Calendar with it for the delay yeah. Plus the next 50 people to buy one get a free Calendar as well, see here cheers.

The Modern Toss Swearing Jacket designed by Gresham Blake

2011-04-05T13:07:00.004+01:00

Many activites have had clothing designed specifically for their practice: hunting, smoking, submissive sexual role play, but never before has the popular activity of swearing been graced with it's own garment. Now it has. Now at last if you feel like you have a bout of heavy swearing coming on, you can slip into this superb, bespoke 'Swearing Jacket' and let the cloth itself inspire you to really ramp it up to a new level. Featuring precision-selected abuse based on the chemical elements of the Periodic Table, the Modern Toss 'Swearing Jacket' designed by Gresham Blake is just one of the startlingly tasty 'Clothworks' (mainly tea towels yeah) to be unveiled at the next Modern Toss exhibition 'Modern Cloth' at Ink_d gallery Brighton, 29th April - 29th May.

Modern Toss Royal Cup and Cloth

2011-03-29T12:22:00.007+01:00

Treasure forever the memory of the royal nuptials with a beautiful one-off bone china mug and professionally woven commemorative royal tea towel. Help celebrate this special time for Kate, Wills and the nation with two of Modern Toss's most beloved characters Mr Tourette and the Drive By Abuser. The wedding itself can be Sky-plussed or whatever, but with these exclusive Modern Toss collectibles you can re-visit an historical magic moment every time you wipe a cup. Piss simple!

So join us on the big day and pour a whisky into your mug, toast the bride, then wipe it out with the tea towel (only if you have both items) Any kitchen would be proud to have either or both of these items somewhere in it SEE HERE

Legal Longshots

2011-03-16T12:05:00.006Z

Have a look at this. We've sent it in to Watchdog suggesting

they use it for a new opening title sequence.

It's today's selection from the The Daily Toss app

The Daily Toss Spring Quarter Now Available

2011-03-09T09:53:00.004Z

That's right the Spring Quarter of the Daily Toss App is now available from the App store. Get a piping hot stream of demented jokes straight into your iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch every day, without you having to do anything except wake up and press a button. Spring Quarter .

Alan on Esquire Cover - Man At His Best

2011-03-04T15:13:00.004Z

Alan has made it onto the cover of Esquire magazine under the headline "Man At His Best". There are 20 different covers this month knocked together by people like Keith Richards, Matt Groening, Ricky Gervais and David Shrigley. The anniversary issue celebrates 20 years of Esquire style, wit and wisdom, Alan is captured as he thinks about eating a birthday cake with a pair of hammers.

Modern Toss on Channel 4 Tonight

2011-02-25T13:28:00.000Z

If you're having trouble sleeping tonight what better way to keep yourself busy than by watching our TV series, keep an eye out for Alan ramming a fucking tree through some man's caravan, cheers yeah Channel 4 25th Feb @ 2.05am

Alan Gets The Call...

2011-02-21T15:23:00.004Z

'Is that what I think it is Alan?' Nice Work from @arusha_e via twitter. Modern Toss Royal Wedding stuff coming out the pipe soon.

Industry Praise For Swearing Graphics

2011-02-02T13:40:00.004Z

Eye, the international review of graphic design, have just published an issue dedicated to information design in which they acknowledge the contribution of our recent Periodic Table of Swearing to this vital graphic form. We'd like to remind you that this design landmark is available on a tea towel from our website shop.

Modern Toss Valentine's Day Cards Now For Sale

2011-01-17T17:06:00.001Z

That's right you can see all four here, cheers

Blue Monday Yeah?

2011-01-17T11:36:00.003Z

Apparently today is the most miserable day of the year.

From the Daily Toss app, available on the iTunes App Store.

To find out more, go to http://www.thedailytoss.co.uk

Valentine's Day pt2

2011-01-14T08:41:00.001Z

Available early next week yeah, cheers.

Valentine's Day

2011-01-13T11:02:00.005Z

Thinking about sending someone a Valentine's Day card? Keep bang up to date with our new range, out early next week. Traditionally celebrated with Heart shaped motifs, doves and winged cupids, we have updated this annual commemoration with Lawnmowers and men hiding behind bushes with cameras, about time yeah. There are 3 other cards in the range including a picture of a woman ironing and a man looking for some erection pills. cheers, good luck with it.

Post Office Bollox Up

2011-01-10T17:31:00.004Z

Hopefully this is the last of the late Christmas Post, just turned up in Austria via an unplanned visit to Australia, cheers yeah.

Back at work yeah? why not, it's your life...

2011-01-05T12:21:00.002Z

Today's cartoon from the Daily Toss app, to find out more go to the http://www.thedailytoss.co.uk

Merry Christmas!

2010-12-21T10:59:00.004Z

See you on the other side, cheers yeah!

(Desperate Business, from our regular Private Eye spot)

Modern Toss Salutes 2010 in the Guide Today

2010-12-18T17:59:00.006Z

Here's what the last 12 months might look like if it was a cartoon, from the back page of the Guardian Guide today.

The Daily Toss Now Live!

2010-12-18T10:13:00.001Z

That's right, our cartoon a day app for the iphone is now live, have a look here .

Been Christmas Shopping?

2010-12-17T10:00:00.001Z

Coming soon 'The Daily Toss' app.

Coming Very Soon: The Daily Toss App

2010-12-14T10:35:00.002Z

Alright! Fancy a full four seasons of classic cartoons from cult cartoonists Modern Toss? Yeah, looks like you need it . Don't panic though. Subscribe to the new Daily Toss app and each morning you’ll get a fresh Modern Toss cartoon pumped straight into your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad without you having to do anything except wake up and press a button. See the same cartoon each day as your friends and share them on Facebook and Twitter, sometimes we might whack in a new cartoon or message, so check everyday. cheer yeah. Should be ready this week yeah.

New Prints at The Outsiders

2010-12-07T11:39:00.005Z

'Work Lap Dancing' one of four new prints now available from The Outsiders. See it hanging on the wall in the Modern Toss Seasonal Nik-Nak Hut at The Outsiders 8 Greek St London W1 - 2nd -0 24th December'

Soho Seasonal Nik-Nak Hut

2010-11-24T20:22:00.004Z

That's right starting from 2nd December we'll be taking over the ground floor of The Outsiders Gallery 8 Greek St. Soho London W1D4DG. Exhibiting a selection of new prints, books and originals, catch you there yeah...?

see here

Lambeth Council in Typographic Tribute to Modern Toss

2010-11-22T15:09:00.003Z

here's what it could have looked like if they'd really gone for it. See our version here

Modern Toss Xmas Pop-Up in Brighton

2010-11-18T14:37:00.004Z

That's right, from December 4th we are taking part in the Pay and Display Pop-Up Gallery, 82 Gloucester Road, Brighton BN14AQ. Come along and witness with your own eyeballs our incredible seasonal nik-nak range for 2010. cheers.

Anne Widdecombe Weekend Diet

2010-11-13T12:34:00.000Z

Ultimate Seasonal Nik-Nak Selection

2010-11-12T16:24:00.003Z

Sick of people trying to get one up on you with their christmas dinner bird choice? send them one of these, they’ll soon get the message. cheers

Important Dates for Next Year

2010-11-08T14:30:00.003Z

That's right, keep bang up to date with future and the past events via our spectacular new 2011 Work calendar. Includes historical dates and birthdays of notable people. see here yeah.

Cheers Yeah

2010-11-04T15:08:00.001Z

Cheers to everyone who turned up at the FOPP signing last night, some tasty new portraits yeah

More Work Book Signing/Portrait Session 3rd Nov

2010-11-02T14:30:00.006Z

That's right yeah, come and get a 12 second portrait of yourself or someone you know drawn by Jon or Mick inside our new 'More Work' book, Nov 3rd between 6-7pm, FOPP, Covent Garden, 1 Earlham Street, London WC2H9LL cheers.

Periodic Tablecloth of Swearing

2010-10-28T09:38:00.002+01:00

More of a tea cloth than a tablecloth, there is simply no better way to dry your plates see here

Drive-By Abuser works for New Scientist

2010-10-26T15:30:00.003+01:00

At last Drive-By Abuser is recognized by the scientific community http://bit.ly/dztvDC see you round yeah.

A Partridge In A Sweartree

2010-10-22T14:43:00.001+01:00

An exquisite new take on the traditional partridge tale, in which a bird balances on a twig represented by the 'o' in sod. Get yourself one here

Working With Animals

2010-10-19T15:10:00.001+01:00

from the new Modern Toss book 'More Work' see here yeah

Book Signing @FOPP Covent Garden Nov 3

2010-10-18T18:40:00.003+01:00

That's right we'll be signing copies of our new 'More Work' book at FOPP in Covent Garden on November 3rd at 6pm. catch you there yeah?, it goes on for an hour, more details here http://on.fb.me/cO5yPl

Last day to bag yourself a signed copy of 'more work'

2010-10-15T11:46:00.002+01:00

see here yeah

More Work Nearly Landed

2010-10-13T09:28:00.004+01:00

That's right, last couple of days to order yourself a signed copy yeah, see here